Yamfunyim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous hummingbird.

Yamfunyim created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamfunyim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamfunyim, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yamfunyim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yamfunyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.