Taildamtal Bamquartfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm raven.

Taildamtal Bamquartfeb created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taildamtal Bamquartfeb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taildamtal Bamquartfeb, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Taildamtal Bamquartfeb's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Taildamtal Bamquartfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed parsnips to horses while wearing orange rings.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Taildamtal Bamquartfeb loves swans, so they must be honoured.