Metbodpin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, two-faced butterfly.

Metbodpin created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metbodpin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Metbodpin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Metbodpin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Metbodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never paint your chest indigo.

3. Run away from green squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.