Pasvanarf Yiknullxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, flying mole.

Pasvanarf Yiknullxuck created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasvanarf Yiknullxuck, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pasvanarf Yiknullxuck, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Pasvanarf Yiknullxuck's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pasvanarf Yiknullxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear pink.