Kandobflig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, moody pig.

Kandobflig created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kandobflig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kandobflig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kandobflig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kandobflig's Holy Commandments

1. Kandobflig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Kandobflig.

4. Do not take Kandobflig's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.