Renladdog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish capybara.

Renladdog created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renladdog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Renladdog, he will laugh at you.

Renladdog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Renladdog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Renladdog.

5. Never feed oranges to manatees while wearing yellow boots.