Flamgupzat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered hare.

Flamgupzat created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamgupzat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flamgupzat, he will not care at all.

Flamgupzat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flamgupzat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to whales while wearing pink kilts.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about galaxies.