Sigpidfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable hyena.

Sigpidfeb created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigpidfeb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sigpidfeb, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sigpidfeb's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sigpidfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never wear black tights.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Sigpidfeb loves porpoises, so they must be respected.