Tiflagfen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional jackal.

Tiflagfen created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiflagfen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tiflagfen, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tiflagfen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tiflagfen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if four moths approach from the south.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.