Dadomtsat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving cobra.

Dadomtsat created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadomtsat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dadomtsat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dadomtsat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dadomtsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dadomtsat.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your head.