Weenullcut Loopranbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless wasp.

Weenullcut Loopranbiss created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Weenullcut Loopranbiss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weenullcut Loopranbiss, it will send you a sign.

Weenullcut Loopranbiss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Weenullcut Loopranbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from purple sheep for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Weenullcut Loopranbiss' name in vain.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Always obey Weenullcut Loopranbiss' priests.