Nabtarpbud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless dugong.

Nabtarpbud created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtarpbud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabtarpbud, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nabtarpbud's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nabtarpbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.