Fumdammig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, conceited fox.

Fumdammig created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumdammig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fumdammig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fumdammig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fumdammig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fumdammig loves ducks, so they must be honoured.