Nibrotcet Hadcipgudhen Cutgondinyarpnutdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, staggering narwhal.

Nibrotcet Hadcipgudhen Cutgondinyarpnutdiss created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibrotcet Hadcipgudhen Cutgondinyarpnutdiss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nibrotcet Hadcipgudhen Cutgondinyarpnutdiss, it will destroy your home planet.

Nibrotcet Hadcipgudhen Cutgondinyarpnutdiss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nibrotcet Hadcipgudhen Cutgondinyarpnutdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.