Sinnigcit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sinnigcit created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Sinnigcit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sinnigcit, he will strike you with lightening.

Sinnigcit's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sinnigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Worship no other gods but Sinnigcit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.