Canjopbot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent rat.

Canjopbot created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canjopbot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Canjopbot, it will turn you into a tree.

Canjopbot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Canjopbot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Never think about asteroids.