Cubflislin Targbissgan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective skunk.

Cubflislin Targbissgan created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubflislin Targbissgan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubflislin Targbissgan, it will come to you in dreams.

Cubflislin Targbissgan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cubflislin Targbissgan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow goats for they are unholy.

2. Cubflislin Targbissgan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Cubflislin Targbissgan loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Never paint your back gray.

5. Fast once a month.