Xuckvennib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful mink.

Xuckvennib created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckvennib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xuckvennib, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xuckvennib's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Xuckvennib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never talk about fire.