Jingoddim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent fox.

Jingoddim created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jingoddim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jingoddim, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jingoddim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jingoddim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the south.

4. Hide if eight geese approach from the west.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.