Cubpakfotfunbundidmif is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, confident goat.

Cubpakfotfunbundidmif created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubpakfotfunbundidmif, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cubpakfotfunbundidmif, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cubpakfotfunbundidmif's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cubpakfotfunbundidmif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never think about cell theory.