Padvolstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust bear.

Padvolstrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Padvolstrag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Padvolstrag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Padvolstrag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Padvolstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always obey Padvolstrag's priests.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.