Motdobjab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty mink.

Motdobjab created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motdobjab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Motdobjab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Motdobjab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Motdobjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.