Neggonzig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident newt.

Neggonzig created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Neggonzig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Neggonzig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Neggonzig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Neggonzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must pray to Neggonzig seven times a day.

3. Worship no other gods but Neggonzig.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Neggonzig on top of all buildings.

5. Always obey Neggonzig's priests.