Cedhasfig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable narwhal.

Cedhasfig created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedhasfig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedhasfig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cedhasfig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cedhasfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedhasfig.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.