Titdambifpitab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered fox.

Titdambifpitab created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titdambifpitab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Titdambifpitab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Titdambifpitab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Titdambifpitab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Worship no other gods but Titdambifpitab.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never feed cucumbers to squirrels while wearing orange coats.

5. Never hurt moths.
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