Teendogcit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic camel.

Teendogcit created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Teendogcit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teendogcit, he will turn you into a slug.

Teendogcit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Teendogcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Never feed lentils to mice while wearing black ear rings.

3. Teendogcit loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Never wear yellow boots.