Cenbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered duck.

Cenbaf created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Cenbaf, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cenbaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cenbaf's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Never paint your back orange.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide if six shrews approach from the south.