Raghotkap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless dove.

Raghotkap created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raghotkap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Raghotkap, he will manifest in front of you.

Raghotkap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Raghotkap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never paint your head orange.