Cadlanyom is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fussy dragonfly.

Cadlanyom created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cadlanyom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cadlanyom, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cadlanyom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cadlanyom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to tortoises while wearing blue boots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Do not covet oxen.