Miggebmid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical bee.

Miggebmid created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Miggebmid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miggebmid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Miggebmid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Miggebmid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Do not listen to music.