Stafgettap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous zebra.

Stafgettap created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Stafgettap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stafgettap, he will be very sad.

Stafgettap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stafgettap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafgettap.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Hide from violet badgers for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.