Tamnelgep is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, stupid newt.

Tamnelgep created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tamnelgep, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tamnelgep, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tamnelgep's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tamnelgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed carrots to whales while wearing brown shoes.