Fitratbast is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful bird.

Fitratbast created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitratbast, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fitratbast, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fitratbast's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fitratbast's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always obey Fitratbast's priests.