Randotjop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fast wasp.

Randotjop created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Randotjop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Randotjop, she will laugh at you.

Randotjop's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Randotjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.