Gattimpark is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent hyena.

Gattimpark created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gattimpark, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gattimpark, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gattimpark's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gattimpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not take Gattimpark's name in vain.

4. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

5. Always help sick snails.