Popcidweg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving fairy.

Popcidweg created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Popcidweg, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Popcidweg, she will turn you into a plant.

Popcidweg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Popcidweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not speak about bananas.