Yikfligten is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, resourceful hummingbird.

Yikfligten created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yikfligten, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yikfligten, he will be very unhappy.

Yikfligten's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yikfligten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Yikfligten loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about nebulae.