Tikyiktag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, resourceful sheep.

Tikyiktag created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikyiktag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tikyiktag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tikyiktag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tikyiktag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Do not chop down trees.