Kemweebot is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive salamander.

Kemweebot created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kemweebot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kemweebot, he will destroy your home planet.

Kemweebot's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kemweebot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.