Habbomdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-powerful salamander.

Habbomdoss created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habbomdoss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Habbomdoss, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Habbomdoss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Habbomdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away from cyan frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.