Pogtamgup Bopominsom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise crane.

Pogtamgup Bopominsom created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogtamgup Bopominsom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pogtamgup Bopominsom, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pogtamgup Bopominsom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pogtamgup Bopominsom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pogtamgup Bopominsom.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.