Ransangup is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive armadillo.

Ransangup created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ransangup, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ransangup, he will turn you into a snail.

Ransangup's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ransangup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ransangup.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not sing in public.