Sugbabkam is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable frog.

Sugbabkam created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbabkam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sugbabkam, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sugbabkam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sugbabkam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sugbabkam.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the south.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.