Gatliklimlagwannillbugdon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud camel.

Gatliklimlagwannillbugdon created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatliklimlagwannillbugdon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gatliklimlagwannillbugdon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gatliklimlagwannillbugdon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gatliklimlagwannillbugdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed peas to nematodes while wearing gray rings.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Never hurt capybaras.