Bunbugtun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome jackal.

Bunbugtun created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbugtun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bunbugtun, he will be very unhappy.

Bunbugtun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bunbugtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Bunbugtun loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. You must pray to Bunbugtun four times a day.