Sagzedratspag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless cat.

Sagzedratspag created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagzedratspag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sagzedratspag, he will turn you into a snail.

Sagzedratspag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sagzedratspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. You must love Sagzedratspag.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not speak about nuts.