Vabfarnten is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless hare.

Vabfarnten created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vabfarnten, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vabfarnten, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vabfarnten's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vabfarnten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Hide from yellow tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Never write about gravity.