Cadyokfudpag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sage mongoose.

Cadyokfudpag created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadyokfudpag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cadyokfudpag, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cadyokfudpag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cadyokfudpag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide from white ants for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never jump in the presence of mice.

5. Worship no other gods but Cadyokfudpag.