Hud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic mouse.

Hud created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hud, it will turn you into a rat.

Hud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Hud first in all things.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.