Pityartqueegnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic centaur.

Pityartqueegnarl created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pityartqueegnarl, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pityartqueegnarl, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pityartqueegnarl's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pityartqueegnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt turtles.